A Timeline for Melissa Regan

Or "I'm not saying Melissa is a pedophile, I'm just saying if the FBI got a hold of her computer she'd be fucked." I figured that in many years, when Superhell is a best seller.... people are going to ask "what even inspired THIS character?" and this is it! Note: I have been a complete asshole in the past, and I will be the first does not only highlight the kind of fucked up pedophile shota enthusiast Melissa is, but the kind of wanky jerk I can be for even posting this stuff. I can be a wanker sometimes but Melissa is a special kind of wanker. I'm just a common household wanker who writes wanky articles about GradeA wankers. God, that's a lot of wanking, isn't it, and we even haven't gotten to the pedophilia shota yet! Note: My layout only shows link as  different color when you roll over them so please be sure to scroll over the post to see all the links! Because I've got lots of them and they're tons of fun.

Let's begin, I met Melissa when I was still young and underage in the "Kuroshitsuji" fandom. We were one of the earliest really active fanficcers in this fandom and I wanted to get to know her. I added her and I was excited because she posted a lot and we had a lot of fandoms and similar hobbies like cosplay in common. For awhile, her LJ page was something of a "hub" for a lot of kuro fans, especially sebaciel shippers. I met many friends through commenting on her posts, actually. But Melissa and I are two very different writers, she has no trouble glamorizing pedophilia or rape; and I have no problem mocking her for doing so. Of course, the good SJWs will tell you that you should never mock people who glorify rape and child abuse and only show them love and support in hopes they will change. I say, "fuck that". I'm not a nice person.

I used to be a nice person, in fact, I became good friends with Melissa. As much as I dislike her now, I was of her closest white knights once-upon-a-time. I'd comment on her posts and all of her fics with so much praise. I was her biggest fan. Remembering this actually makes me feel nauseous, where the fuck is my odansetron??? I was a total sap for Melissa's traps and I admit that I'm ashamed of how much of a clueless sap I was. Anyways, I would always be there if she needed help. I even sent her care packages full of muffins, fan art and writing I had hand written for her. She really didn't talk to me unless she wanted a chance to talk about herself or her latest fics. If I was sad, she didn't give much of a shit. If she was sad, I'd rush for the chance to help her. She'd keep her 'friends' wrapped around her finger, always on the ready if she needed their help.

Being friends with Melissa is like being her dog, she wants all her friend to love and obey her, but she doesn't actually wants friends. She only wants fans who fawn over her and eat up her bullshit like it's fine russian caviar. She doesn't want to reciprocate a friendship, and if you ever question her- you're out. And you're not only out when Melissa decides she's done with you- you're harassed, talked and attacked by all the people who are still in her groups of 'friends'. Melissa does not have true friends, she only has saps that will suck up to her. I was one of those saps. I was stuck in a one sided friendship with someone who didn't give a shit about me and would throw me under the bus when it would benefit her to do so. I tried to be the best most supportive friend to my kawaii amazing deep senpai Melissa-sama, she used me and betrayed me when it suited her. I feel this post is just as much about Melissa as it is a warning about how not to get fucked over by people you think were your pals.

There was a post on an LJ community called "fandomsecret" which is postsecret and back in the day, posting a secret about someone on fs was an easy way to start up a wankstorm... and this was a hurricane katrina sized wankstorm. Someone posted a secret about Melissa on fandomsecret.

The secret is true, though it is quite callous. The entire thread is very long and full of Melissa causing more trouble by responding to it with her friends. If you scroll down, a bunch of roleplayers start causing shenanigans and the entire thread is fucking hilarious, I might add. So if all this wank is tiring you, check out the rp threads on that parent thread because they're fucking funny. There was a huge, and rather informative post about the great and fabulous Melissa aka Moon Maiden on sf_drama. The sfdrama has stuff where I kind of defend Melissa. This however was the last fucking time I would say anything even positive, or even neutral about Melissa. Ironically, I had a conversation that someone should totally make a fanfic about that, which I ended up doing.

She blamed me for writing that secret. I should explain here, as I've been explaining for quite a few years now, I never made that secret about Melissa! I said a lot of really horrible things about her (like this whole post, as a horrible truth is still horrible) but I would have never said something so horrible about a friend. Melissa was still my friend when that was posted and I did my best to console her and tell her that I'd never do something to her and told her how much I valued her and our friendship. However, LJ has a feature that lets you friend-filter people into different groups. So while she was being consoled by me over this, she was telling all her other friends that I wrote that secret. She also said a bunch of horrible shit about my dead parent and the rest of my family and told everyone I was just some jealous bitch addicted to heroin. Then she posted a video of herself crying about the fandom, and essentially acted like I was the one who posted that secret, even though she knew that I didn't.

After that, Melissa's friends would come out of the wood work and essentially "cyberbullied" me. I messaged Melissa asking her why she did to me, and, I begged her for forgiveness. She did not care. I was out. I was the enemy to her, and she wanted to destroy me. For something I never did. It was at this point, that I was fucking sick of her. So a friend of mine and I decided to pull some shenanigans on Melissa. Now, I'm not saying that Melissa is a pedophile, I'm just saying that if the FBI investigated her computer, she'd be fucked. At he time, Melissa was a student in Japan and to make some more money, she would do a shopping service for child pornography shotacon doujinshi. In Japan doujins cost 3-5 US$ each... and resellers usually sell them for around 20-40$US preshipping. As college is expensive, and since Melissa went an extremely expensive, religious liberal arts college  she figured this would make a lot of money.

But drawn out kiddie porn shotacon is illegal to transport to and sell over statelines in the united states. People at cons do get away with it because they say everyone's over 18 even if they aren't, and blah blah "it's just an art style". Not Melissa. She locked a lot of her live journal but she would post pictures and even organize that doujinshi she was selling by the kink, and in some she would say which ones had the abuse victim shota looking 'extra young'. Obviously, I don't have a bunch of caps because she locked up her LJ but I had a few screencaps of her LJ, which I then.... sent to her school in Japan. And before you call me a stalker, she posted about her school all the time, which school she went to, who her teachers were, what and when her classes took place- you know the drill. She has no idea what internet privacy is. I didn't have to do any stalking since Melissa gave me the information anyways. I sent screen caps of her doujinshi sales and some text from her fanfics to her schools in the US and Japan, as well as to the FBI.

 Soon enough, Melissa's LJ was locked and nobody on LJ heard from her again. All her posts about Japan and her child porno shota were all locked up to the public where nobody could view them. About a month later, Melissa was back in the states. During this time there was that really awful tsunami that hit Tokyo, and Melissa claims that was the reason why she was back in the states. However, she went to school in the Kansai area of Japan, and was actually quite far away from Tokyo and very far away from any areas that had been hit by the tsunami or any of the radiated waste. Which is to say, that Melissa got kicked out of Japan for selling child porn shota doujinshi and my shenanigans are the reason why. People have railed on me for this, calling me a kink shamer and what all but it's simple as this: Melissa broke the law. I reported it. It doesn't matter what I did, she still broke the law. However, she's totally fine now, and works and crunchy roll and even feels secure in leaving links to her rape-glorifying fanfics on her resume. Melissa loves being a pedophile shotacon enthusiast and doesn't care if the whole world (including future and current employers) knows.

On a related side note, Melissa's favorite pairing seems to be Sebastian/Ciel from Kuroshitsuji, as she's written literal hundreds of fanfics about them. While OTPs are common, it is illadvised to dress your brother up as Sebastian and take a romantic photoshoot with him. While this isn't damning in of itself (though it is creepy no matter who does it), her constant fixation of SebaCiel is just made even creepier by her love of shota and the fact that one of her most popular fanfics, "Skeletons", features the Elric Brothers incestual relationship.... oh, and her brother was underaged when this happened. I feel like we should fund a kickstarter to buy him some therapy.

Pic related: Melissa and her boyfriend brother. Oh, how you must wish I were joking....

Also pictured: Melissa's real boyfriend.

Anyways, I've featured Melissa more than once in Superhell!, in fact she's a reoccurring character in it. I did this because of- all of the above. Our friendship was abusive and I wanted to have some shenanigans. I think after years of her using me, I get to have a laugh or two about it. Plus, I think it's a lot worse to be a  batshit insane pedophile 'prolific' SebaCiel fanwriter than it is to make fun of one. Superhell! is not a flattering representation of Melissa's behavior, though by all means, it's an accurate one. Superhell! is basically a satire that mocks fancommunities and the fucked up side of fandom and fandom culture. She's as crazy in real life as she is in Superhell!, you can trust me on that because her reaction to Superhell! was butt-fucking cray cray and I was illprepared for what would happen next.

I was clusterfucked by a wave of anon that you would not imagine for nearly three months. It was absolutely intolerable, and all my deleting and blocking could not stop it. I even took a three month hiatus from updating Superhell! because I could not handle the kind of ramming my inbox had received. At the worst point, I had received IRL hate mail via a post office box from a friend of Melissa's, Madeleine Elizabeth Plaut calling me a cunt, bitch, and among others things, telling me to go kill myself and she told me that it was a pity that my past suicide attempts in my preteen years didn't work. Of course I knew most of then had to be written or provoked by Melissa, as she is one of the few friends I had ever told about my struggle with getting the shit kicked out of me in middleschool. Melissa also had my home address. Recently I have confirmed without doubt Madeleine as the true sender of the letters that threatened me and told me to kill myself, though it was obvious because she's Melissa's #1 White Knight and lives in the same town where the PO was marked from. I had intercepted and burned all the letters so my family would not see them. because I am ashamed that I have ever known Melissa. She had one of her fans who I assume lived near me follow me around my college and say fucked up things like, "Melissa knows where you live and we're going to get you!". I'd hate to admit to them that I was actually her friend and she knew where I lived because I sent her gifts. She also called me on my phone and threatened to kill me and my family. After that, I didn't leave my house for a few months. But after awhile I learned to accustom myself to my "new life", as it would seem. Since she didn't actually kill me and I have no intentions of ever killing myself, I will keep calm, and carry on with the Superhell! project. After all, it would be a shame to let all his suffering go to waste when I could be writing about it and finally putting my friendship with Melissa to good use.

But yes, this is my weaboo horror story of Melissa and why she inspires me as writer, because reality is stranger than fanfiction.